CV FIITJEE Awards 2010-11

The CV FIITJEE awards were handed out on Friday, the last working day for 12th graders at Chettinad Vidyashram.

It started off with the CV FIITJEE Anniversary Quiz awards, whose winners were as follows:

I Place: Abhishek Dutta (110 points)
II Place: Sailesh Krishna KC (100 points)

The answers to the quiz are given below:

1. In range of 50′s starting from 0, what do you think would be the range of the total number of posts and comments together till date? (for example: 50-100, 100-150 etc.)

The number of posts and comments together at that time was 322. So 300 – 350 is the right answer.

2. Who did CVM famously call ‘Horlicks Boy’?

Sailesh Krishna KC.

3. What do the initials in GVAK Sharma stand for?

Garimella Venkata Aadithya Krishna.

4. Who has/had a teddy bear named Hugsy?

Varuna Venkatesh,

5. Guruskandan is an M.Sc in ______

Nuclear Physics.

6. Which (among the class) is the most supported football club?

Liverpool – supported by Akshay Desai, Karthik Venkatesan, Raghavender Bharadhwaj and Subramaniam Kedarnath.

7. Complete: PSOM, Dutta, MKS, ______

Ankit Shai. They all speak Bengali.

8. Who does Amudha call ‘Rocket fellow’?

Anirudh, who is known for shooting rockets during the science expo last year.

9. Who would you relate Aspartic Acid with?

Abhishek Dutta, cause its one-letter code is ‘D’.

10. Who is fondly called ‘Bhujji’?

Satya Priya.

11. Who does Venkatesh share with what is common between Utkarsh, Pooja and Parul?

Garimella, since they both live in IIT (just as how Pooja, Parul and Utkarsh live in the same apartment).

12. Who does Hari’s ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’ song refer to?

Aishwarya Pai.

13. Which teacher is famously known for showing his interest in buying a Toyota Innova?

Jebbadurai.

14. In all, how many teachers have taught us in the last two years?

Eighteen (MJ, CUM, MP, PSOM, CVM, CBS, PMS, MSJ, BUD, CSM, MKS, Guru, Vanishree, Subashree, Ulaganathan, Lakshmi, Padmaja and Vijaylakshmi).

15. Who, related to our class, does CV FIITJEE share its birthday with?

Sweety, Aishwarya Pai’s dog.

Later that day the Mokkai Awards were held. We had the name changed from ‘Mock Awards’ since all the awards weren’t a mock. The categories with the nominees are given below.

Style Statement of the Year

Pragadish – for his yellow slippers.
Hari Prasad – for his ‘Poriki’ shirt.
Chandrashekar – for wearing full sleeves all the time.

Muthupandi’s Pet

Abhishek Dutta – who’s always waiting to pull his legs.
Malar Vizhi – for being asked “Akka, kaas kudu ka”.
Sailesh Krishna KC – for always getting in trouble for not getting his house T-shirt.

Thiruvaluvar of the Year

Abhishek Dutta – for his constant Tamil dialogues.
Siva Samhit – for claiming scholarly Tamil-speaking capabilities.

Song/Artist of the Year

Siva Samhit/Abhishek Dutta – for ‘Enna sum? Babababababa’.
Hari Prasad – for his Bhan songs.

Mr. Gillette

Shivamshu Prabhakar – for his new shaven look.
Hari Prasad – for claiming he shaves in spite of having no facial hair.

Joke of the Year

Siva Samhit – for the ‘Siva Jokes’.
Hari Prasad – for the ‘Bhan Jokes’.
Ankit Shai – for his SMS jokes.
Maitreye Parashar – for her ‘Ross Taylor’ joke.

Everyone’s BFF

Pragadish – since he goes around talking to just about anyone.
Ankit Shai – for texting at 12.01 AM to “Good Morning! I hope I am the first one to wish you.”
Karan Sharma – for poking his nose into any crowd that’s centred around a book.

Tubelight of the Year

Malar Vizhi – for her general ‘slowness’.
Siva Samhit – for saying “What’s wrong? It’s grammatically correct only” when Sarav made fun of something hilarious that Sailesh said.
Maitreye Parashar – for realizing two days later that someone was trying to play a prank on her after it seemed so obvious.

The Person Who ‘Enjoys’ the Most

Siva Samhit
Karthik Venkatesan
Hari Prasad
Maitreye Parashar
Karan Sharma

Grandma/Grandpa of the Year

Parul
Hari Prasad
Pooja Nilangekar

Footballer of the Year

(Voice vote – no nominees)

The Class’ Best Noise

Sailesh Krishna KC – for the loud sound he makes for clearing his throat.
Pooja Nilangekar – for yelling even at people 2 feet away.
Karan Sharma – for repeating everthing he hears and says over and over again.
Maitreye Parashar – for singing songs in class.

Virus of the Year

Asking CUM for a free period.
Playing BINGO.
Playing Pictionary.
Playing Ping Pong.
Rajnikanth Jokes.

Best words from Teachers

CUM – Speshalisheshun (Specialization)
CUM – Poshishun (Position)
MP – Ajume (Assume)
MP – Joo (Zoo)
PSOM – Jink Sulphide (Zinc Sulphide)

Best Nickname

Pragadish – D.
Siva Samhit – Sprayman.
Aishwarya Pai – Popeye
Varuna Venkatesh – Venkatapanda
Satya Priya – Bhujji
Rajeshwer Sekaran – Gausseshwer
Sailesh Krishna KC – Horlicks Boy
Parul Verma – Genius
Karthik Venkatesan – KTG

Best Teacher Quotes

MP – “Did you ‘enjoy’ your holidays baba?”
Safiyulla – “I don’t consider you (Pragadish) being in the boys section.”
CVM – “Lets start by doing drugs.”
MJ – “Hari Prasad is one of my favourite students.”
MJ – “Abhishek darling <3”
MJ – “Sailesh sweetheart”
CUM – “Naanstop naansense!”
CUM – “Giri chalk piss.”
PSOM – “I attended around five English classes in class 12”.
Guru – “Pray before you use the apparatus.”
Muthupandi – “Akka, kaas kudu ka.”

Story of the Year

PSOM – for his diary stories.
CVM – for his story where he featured in the newspaper after drinking copper sulphate.
Abhishek Dutta – for his explanation for how Sally (in the English poem) was actually a dog.
Sailesh Krishna KC – for his story about how he used to strip his barbie dolls.

Reaction of the Year

Abhishek Dutta – jumping up from his bench when he saw a spider.
Pooja Nilangekar – stunned to see Muthupandi sitting in her place waiting for her.
Malar Vizhi – for saying five minutes late that “I think the AC is switched off” when Aishwarya Pai told her the room was hot.

Quote of the Year

Hari Prasad – “My consciousness won’t let me copy.”
Pooja Nilangekar – “Did you watch 2010? It was an awesome movie. Oh, it was 2012.”
Varuna Venkatesh – “Post what? Oh, postulate.”
Ankit Shai – At 12.01 AM, “Good morning! I hope I am the first one to wish you.”
Siva Samhit – “What’s I less than three Bhan mean?”
Maitreye Parashar – “What’s wrong with yellow? Sarav likes yellow.”

The Drama Queen

Pragadish
Hari Prasad
Pooja Nilangekar
Maitreye Parashar
Abhishek Dutta

Couple/Threesome of the Year

Parul Verma  & Siva Samhit.
Hari Prasad & Siva Samhit.
Sneha Duggar & Vishal Jain.
Hari Prasad & Sailesh Krishna.
Ramaswamy Vaidyanathan, Vishal Jain & Pragadish.
Maitreye Parashar, Shivamshu Prabhakar & Abhishek Dutta.
Pragadish & Abhishek Dutta.

And the winners are…

Style statement of the Year – Pragadish.

Muthupandi’s Pet – Sailesh Krishna KC.

Thiruvaluvar of the Year – Abhishek Dutta.

Song/Artist of the Year – Siva Samhit/Abhishek Dutta.

Mr. Gillette – Shivamshu Prabhakar.

Joke of the Year – Maitreye Parashar.

Everyone’s BFF – Karan Sharma.

Tubelight of the Year – Siva Samhit.

The Person Who ‘Enjoys’ the Most – Karan Sharma.

Grandma/Grandpa of the Year – Hari Prasad.

Footballer of the Year – Shivamshu Prabhakar.

The Class’ Best Noise – Pooja Nilangekar.

Virus of the Year – Rajnikanth Jokes.

Best words from Teachers – MP (for Zoo).

Best Nickname – Rajeshwer Sekaran.

Best Teacher Quotes – CUM (“Naanstop Naansense”).

Story of the Year – Sailesh Krishna KC.

Reaction of the Year – Abhishek Dutta.

Quote of the Year – shared between Hari Prasad & Siva Samhit.

The Drama Queen – Abhishek Dutta.

Couple/Threesome of the Year – Pragadish & Abhishek Dutta.

The award for the D+D=2D couple finally brought to end the massive list of awards that were given away that afternoon. And the fun it brought was proportionate. This is our last year in school and that may have well been the last big event of our school life. Nothing beats XII – F1!